Funniest Marriage Memes We Saw This Past Week

Advertisement
  • 01
    Font - Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini Today I told everyone in my household I needed time. I slept when I needed to sleep, watched Netflix, and did not do one dish or wash one item of clothing. I did nothing. And yet, this was the most productive day I've had in a long time, because it was exactly what I needed. 4:29 PM 3/7/21. Twitter for iPhone .
  • 02
    Font - AGAKING Glory Momming Glory @momming_glory My husband and I have been happily married for 7 years. Today I discovered that he pours in milk before the cereal. I'm gonna need a minute to recover from this. >
  • 03
    Wedding dress - Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do l? Guests: Ooo00
  • 04
    Font - One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom ... I asked my husband for help picking up before company gets here so naturally he's out replacing the sprinkler heads
  • 05
    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Get married and have kids so that instead of date night lasting until 2 A.M., you make an early dinner reservation to make sure you have time to stop at Costco for more toilet paper before it closes.
  • 06
    Sky - When my husband unloads the dishwasher once < > It ain't much, but it's honest work made with mematic
  • 07
    Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... Marriage pro-tip: saying "let's be sure to remember..." to your spouse increases the odds you'll remember and completely absolves you of responsibility when you inevitably forget >
  • 08
    Food - When you're trying to eat your spouse's leftovers without them noticing < J
  • 09
    Font - Jessie @mommajessiec My husband is with me every step of the way, in life, in love, in faith, in front of the kitchen drawer I need to get to
  • 10
    Font - Every marriage has one person who throws things out, and a garbage- > loving chaos goblin who says "But I was saving that!"
  • 11
    Sleeve - *Puts on clothes* My wife: < Prepare to be judged @dad.wilder >
  • 12
    Clothing - Showing my husband where we keep ziplocs after 23 years of marriage: DICKEY PADRES SAND @stellaonmymind 3.
  • 13
    Neck - Husband mentioned us spicing things up a bit so I ordered this to go with my segsy oversized mom sweats... @markay_cunningham PRETEND I'M A JALAPENO
  • 14
    Smile - When my husband loses 10 pounds in 4 days while it took me 2 months, running 56 miles, and deprivation of anything good, tasty, or alcoholic: Opitzzclub @THESTEPMOMMANIFESTO
  • 15
    Font - My husband & I were doing yard work but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning
  • 16
    Forehead - When your husband tells you he has to work late but he's bringing home food: ARA No HOOKED ON MOMICS

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article